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| "Flat tyre?" "Yeah." "What happened?" "Ran over a milk bottle." "Didn't see it?" "Damn kid had it under his coat." |    |
Joke by ratboy, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged milk , child , cruelty , bottle , car , driver , driving - Current Score: 124 - Added: 5 months ago
| My daughter woke up being sick, and when I asked her if she'd eaten something nasty she said "No! The fairy did it!" I said "Now I know you're lying, because there's no such thing as fairies" and I washed her mouth out with soap to teach her a lesson. Well actually we didn't have soap, so I used washing up liquid again. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Puking - Tagged fairy liquid , punishment , sickness , ill , lie , language , cruelty - Current Score: 74 - Added: 1 week ago
| How do you make a cat go woof? Soak it in diesel and strike a match... | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged cat , cruelty , arson - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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