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| Bloke goes to buy a talking dog, he gets there and the dog says, "alright mate?" The guy says, "Fuckin hell, seen it all now." Dog says, "I've won Crufts five times, been on T.V., in films, sniffed out explosives in Iraq and run eight marathons." The guy says to the owner, "Why you selling him then?" Owner says, "Because he's a lying cunt." |    |
Joke by dixie normous, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged talking dog , crufts , iraq , lying - Current Score: 59 - Added: 7 months ago
| The comedian Roy "Chubby" Brown has made a career out of being known as the "Fat Bastard" and cracking endless crude, sexist gags. As such, when I saw him in town recently with a female companion on his arm, I yelled at him- "Oi, Chubby, you fat cunt, are you going to shag that or enter it in Crufts?" His response- to call his personal security and have them beat me up - was true comic genius. | |
Joke by rawmarsh, in Illness and mortality > Fat - Tagged roy chubby brown , chubby brown , fat cunt , crufts , violence - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Unlucky Shannon! Crufts was last week. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged dog , shannon , matthews , crufts - Current Score: 15 - Added: 8 months ago
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