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| I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone and he was crying. I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?" He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum's down there at the bottom. She fell!" "That's terrible!" I said. "And your dad?" "He's down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell too!" "That's awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff. And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him, "Son, today just isn't your day." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , cliff , paedo , fall , boy , cry , crying - Current Score: 535 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Anyone who says onions are the only veg that make you cry has never been hit in the face with a turnip! | |
Joke by damiendungiven, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged onion , turnip , cry - Current Score: 165 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| How do you make your girlfriend cry during sex? Phone her up | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Balls - Tagged sex , girlfriend , cry , cheating , phone , white bastards - Current Score: 92 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? Cot death. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged inch , inches , stiff , hard , scream , night , cry , baby , babies , women , woman , cot death , cot , dead , death - Current Score: 85 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between a Paki and an onion? I cry when I cut onions. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Dead Hookers - Tagged hooker , onion , cry - Current Score: 77 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How many emos does it take to change a light bulb? 1: None, they just sit in the dark and cry. Or 2: Two, one to change it and one to write a poem about how much they miss the old light bulb. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Jokes with no home > Emo - Tagged emo , emos , light , lightbulb , light bulb , dark , cry , poem , miss , bulb , none , one , two - Current Score: 66 - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
| Why do black men cry after sex? Pepper spray. | |
Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , rape , cry , sex , pepper spray - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| What do an abused child and John Terry have in common? They both cry when they're beaten... | |
Joke by pally76, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged john terry , cry - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
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