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| I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone and he was crying. I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?" He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum's down there at the bottom. She fell!" "That's terrible!" I said. "And your dad?" "He's down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell too!" "That's awful!" I said. We shared a quiet moment there, together, looking out at the sky over that grand cliff. And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him, "Son, today just isn't your day." |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , cliff , paedo , fall , boy , cry , crying - Current Score: 694 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| How do you make your girlfriend cry while you are having sex? Phone her up and tell her about it! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged phone , sex , crying - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other man asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test." The second one asked, "so? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?" The first guy replied, "no. Not that. During the blood test they cut my finger." Hearing this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, "why are you crying?" Then the second guy replied, "I have come for my urine test." | |
Joke by Jewbag Hitler, in Illness and mortality > Blood - Tagged medical , clinic , tears , crying , test , urine - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago
| I took my dog down the vet's this morning. As soon as I walked in there I started sobbing uncontrollably cos I knew he wouldn't be going home with me. I'll probably be okay later when my wife picks him up. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , vet , sobbing , crying , pets - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two piles of sick are walking past a pub, one of them starts to cry; the other one turns and asks "What's up with you?", he replies "I was brought up here!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Sick - Tagged sick , crying , pubs - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do wanking and crying have in common? Both things I do when thinking about my daughter. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged wanking , crying , child abuse , incest - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I saw a little lad crying in the street. I said, "what's the matter son ? " He replied, "I've lost my dog." I said, "what's he look like?" He replied, "he has got 3 legs, half a tail, a torn ear, a big scar across his face and is blind in one eye." I said, "and what name does he answer to?" He said, "Lucky!" | |
Joke by dixie normous, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , little lad , crying , lucky - Current Score: -2 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
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