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| A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." |    |
Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged cucumber , carrot , banana , doctor - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year ago
| Lady goes to the grocers for a cucumber. "Do you want it sliced love?" said the grocer. "What for" says the lady "its a fanny i've got, not a fuckin slot machine" | |
Joke by Doodlebug, in Sex and shit > Kinky - Tagged cucumber , fanny , cunt , shopping - Current Score: 46 - Added: 7 months ago
| In biology class, a young teacher draws a cucumber on the blackboard. ''Children, could anyone tell me what this?'' Little Johnny raises hand, ''It's a dick, Miss!'' The young teacher, extremely embarrassed, blushes and awkwardly leaves the classroom. A minute later, the headteacher walks in; ''All right, what have you done now, Johnny? It's something new every day! Yesterday you break window, and today...,'' he looks around, ''...and today you draw dick on the blackboard!'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Little Johnny - Tagged dick , teacher , school , cucumber - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A bloke takes his wife to bed and pleasures her using a very large, thick cucumber. They have a fantastic night of sex and after she reaches a multiple orgasm they both fall asleep extremly exhausted. A few hours later the man is woken by his wife screaming "yes, yes, oh God, I'm cumming, I'm cumming......ooooohhhhhh" and the bed shaking like hell. In panic he asks "what the hell is going on?" Once she'd recovered she replies "don't worry, it's only be the cucumber repeating on me" | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged cucumber , orgasm , repeating , screaming - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months ago
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