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What's the difference between America and a mouldy piece of bread?

The mouldy bread has more culture
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Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , rascism , culture  - Current Score: 134 - Added: 6 months ago

What do you call an American with a sense of culture?
An Indian
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Joke by stig2112, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , yank , culture  - Current Score: 90 - Added: 5 months ago

What's the difference between Australia and a pot of yoghurt?

If you leave the lid off a pot of yoghurt, it will eventually develop a culture.
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Joke by Weetobix, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged australia , yoghurt , culture  - Current Score: 77 - Added: 8 months ago

I find it awful that people say Britain has no culture.

Surely our "yob culture" counts for something.
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Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Yob - Tagged yob , culture , britain , england  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 months ago

A Muslim and his wife go shopping in Tesco.
As they are walking out, the husband is stopped by a chap taking a survey on equality between men and women in different cultures.
The surveyor asks, "so why is it your wife walks 20 yards behind you? Is it because women are seen as inferior and should do everything their husbands say at their beck and call and do not deserve to walk with you?"
The Muslim says, "no, not at all, she's just weighed down by all the shopping bags."
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Joke by gi88er, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged tesco , muslim , islam , culture , sexist , shopping  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months ago

My family and I have recently adopted a little Chinese girl with Down's Syndrome. In keeping with her cultural roots, we have decided to call her Mi Mong.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whogivesashit, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged downs , mong , roots , culture , spazz  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months ago

What’s the difference between a Leb and yoghurt?

Yoghurt has a decent culture.
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Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Lebanese - Tagged lebs , yoghurt , yogurt , culture  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

A giant Spider has been attached to a building in Liverpool as a celebration of the City being the Capital of Culture. Passers-by were brought to a standstill and were visably shocked... As we all are, I mean Liverpool, Capital of Culture thats a bit hard to believeI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Spider - Tagged scousers , liverpool , culture , incy wincy spider , pedestrians , city , shock  - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 months ago

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