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| Girls: If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA... He's just not very good at predictive text. |    |
Joke by Philthy, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged lick , pussy , cunnilingus , text , rspca , animal cruelty , puppy , kick - Current Score: 430 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
| I asked my barber the best thing for baldness. "Fanny juice!" he said. "Bollocks" I replied, "You're balder than me!", "Yes, but what a magnificent moustache!" he quipped. | |
Joke by bobajob, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged barber , oral sex , cunnilingus , fanny juice , moustache - Current Score: 86 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Why is going down on a woman like being in the KGB? One slip of the tongue & you're in the shit. | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged cunnilingus , kgb - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| When I was growing up my Grannie used to give me one pound each week. That was quite a lot of money in the 70's. But she said it was the least she could do after I'd gone down on her. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Granny Shagger - Tagged cunnilingus , granny fanny - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
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