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| Touch it gently... Put 2 fingers inside, if it's big put 3 fingers in... Make sure it's wet... Rub it up and down.... Yeah.... That's how you wash a cup |    |
Joke by andino, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged cunt , cup - Current Score: 156 - Added: 9 months ago
| Michael Owen is in a nightclub. He spots a gorgeous young lady in there, and he goes up to her, squeezes her arse and asks her if she fancies a shag. She says: "Blimey, you're a little forward, aren't you?" | |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged michael owen , michael , owen , little , man , forward , football , world , cup , slag , woman , shag , horny , gash , club , alcohol - Current Score: 140 - Added: 1 month ago
| Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > John Terry - Tagged john terry , terry , chelsea , cup - Current Score: 89 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| Why is managing Chelsea like having an ungrateful girlfriend? Because no matter how many times you come second, you still get dumped. | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged chelsea , cup , cum , dumped - Current Score: 41 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| Zidane, Ronaldo and Terry are at the pearly gates of heaven when St. Peter opens the gate. He turns to Zidane and asks, "why do you deserve eternal happiness in Heaven, my son?" Zidane replies, "I am an artist: I inspire young people to be great footballers and in turn take them away from a life of crime." St. Peter nods, impressed. He turns to Kaka and asks the same question. Kaka retorts, "when I play football, I treat everyone as an equal: I see no ethnic or racial divides. The boy from Rio is the same as the superstar from Madrid." Once again, St. Peter is impressed and nods. Next he turns to Terry and says, "I suppose you want your ball back?" | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > John Terry - Tagged john terry , chelsea , terry , football , cup - Current Score: 41 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| What's the difference between the PG Tips monkeys and the Newcastle United team? Some people can vaguely remember the PG Tips monkeys holding a cup. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged cup , pg tips monkeys , newcastle utd - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In South Afrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice." The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Well mate, in New Zealand we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice ay." The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Kiwis - Tagged aussie , kiwi , south , african , shoot , gun , cup , sand , diamond , australian , new zealander , nz , pub , bar - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| When John Terry's missus is not in the mood, she makes him wear his Chelsea shirt to bed; No chance of him scoring. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > John Terry - Tagged terry , chelsea , cup , john terry - Current Score: 27 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| What have Heather Mills and Liverpool's Cup campaign got in common? Their second leg is just for show!! | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , liverpool , cup - Current Score: 18 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago
| What's the difference between the All Blacks and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer! | |
Joke by tokem0n, in Celebrity and news events > Sport - Tagged rugby , losers , all blacks , chokers , cup , tea bag - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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