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Two South African policeman are patrolling one afternoon in the days of the strict government regime.
A young black teenager rides past on his bicycle. Seeing him, the first policeman takes out his gun and shoots the boy in the head.
His partner says, "what the fuck did you do that for?"
"Because there is a strict six o'clock curfew on all negros!" replies the shooter.
Still surprised, his mate exclaims, "it's only 4.30!"
"I know," states the shooter, "but I know where he lives, and he'd never get home by 6 o'clock.....!" |  |
Two white cops are driving along in cape town when a black guy cycles past. The cop in the passenger seat leaned out of the window, aimed and then shot the black guy in the head.
The driver looks accross and says "what the fuck did you do that for?"
The other cop replies "because of the 8 O'clock curfew"
"But it's only 7:30 mate"
"yeah but I know where the fucker lives"
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