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I went for an Indian last night. The waiter came over and said "Curry OK?"

I said "Go on then, one song then you can fuck off".

Joke by eatmeat, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged karaoke , curry , indian - Current Score: 154 - Added: 10 months ago

Why are uncles like curries?
Bad ones hurt your arsehole.

Joke by tom the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged uncle , paedo , curry , arse , anal , child abuse , bad uncle , moob - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 week ago

I had a meal last night in the new Muslim Curry House that has opened near me

I wont be doing that again, I woke up this morning with the Shi'ite's

Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged shiites , morning , curry - Current Score: 75 - Added: 3 weeks ago

Shipman was sitting in his cell when the guard brought his dinner in.
"Chicken Korma tonight, Shipman," the cheery guard says.
An hour later, the guard returns and notices that Shipman has hardly touched his curry.
"What's wrong with your dinner?", he asks.
"Oh nothing," Shipman replies. "But I could've murdered a naan."

Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Harold Shipman - Tagged harold shipman , shipman , curry - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

I had a really spicy curry last night, and now my arse is in fucking tatters. I feel like a girl who's been on a blind date with John Leslie.

Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > John Leslie - Tagged john leslie , rapists , curry , arsehole , house of bleary - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 weeks ago

What's brown with spunk in it?

Jade Goody's next curry. .

Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged goody , racist , pakis , curry , spunk , sperm , big brother , o , bigbrother - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months ago

A customer is ordering food in an Indian restaurant.

"Waiter, what's this Chicken Tarka?"

The waiter replies, "it's the same as Chicken Tikka, but it's a little 'Otter."

Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged curry , waiter , korma , indian - Current Score: 10 - Added: 7 months ago

The people who visit this site seem a bit daft- they are either voting up anti-american rants, or posting jokes that go something like " Brad and his mommy are having a soda at the ballgame... "

That said, I bet that most of the lads who are posting Paki, Nigger and Polish jokes then go out and buy a curry, get driven home by a West Indian taxi driver and get wanked off by an Eastern European whore.

Joke by petejtool, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged polish , nigger , paki , sickipedia , whore , curry - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 weeks ago

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