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With all these retards having a good time at the Paralympics, Currys are a bit short staffed at the moment.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged currys , paralympics  - Current Score: 153 - Added: 2 months ago

I went into Curry's the other day to enquire about buying a new plasma TV. I said to the assistant, "are there any issues with what you call 'Burn In' on the screen?"

He said, "no problem whatsoever."

I replied, "great, how well does it handle blacks?"

He said, "most people just bolt them to the walls, that way the fuckers can't take them without doing some serious damage."
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Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , currys , plasma , niggers  - Current Score: 60 - Added: 3 months ago

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