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| Is the new Batman movie cursed? Consider the evidence: 1. Heath Ledger died from an overdose earlier this year. 2. Christian Bale was arrested a few weeks ago. 3. Morgan Freeman was in a serious car crash on Sunday. 4. I'm planning to kidnap Maggie Gyllenhaal next weekend and keep her in my cellar as a sex slave for the rest of her natural life. Spooky, eh? |    |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Batman - Tagged heath ledger , christian bale , morgan freeman , maggie gyllenhaal , the dark knight , batman , curse - Current Score: 453 - Added: 3 months ago
| An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged curse , marriage , wizard - Current Score: 59 - Added: 10 months ago
| I know a guy whose last five wives have all died within a year of marriage. I'm still trying to work out if he's cursed or blessed. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged curse , marriage , death - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| An old man, 85 years of age, goes to see a secret wizard, wondering if he could break or remove a curse placed on him 50 years previously. When he meets him, the wizard says, "I might be able to, but it depends on what the curse is. You'll need to tell me the exact words of the curse put on you." Without hesitation, the old man responds, "I now pronounce you husband and wife." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged old man , marriage , curse , wizard , husband and wife - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago
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