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| Two Jehovah's Witnesses knock on the door of an elderly lady. She opens the door and asks who they are. They tell her that they are Jehovah's Witnesses and she lets them both inside. She tells them to take a seat on her sofa, and asked if they would like a cup of tea or coffee. "Two teas would be nice, please," came the reply. Then she asked if they would like custard creams with their drinks. "Oh, yes please, that would be lovely," came the response. Five minutes later the old woman came back into the front room and placed the drinks and biscuits on the table, sat down and said, "So what is it that you want to talk to me about?" The first Jehovah shrugs her shoulders and says, "We don't know, this is the furthest that we have ever got." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged jehovahs witnesses , old lady , tea , coffee , custard - Current Score: 205 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A man is stranded in the desert and has not eaten or drunk anything for nearly 36 hours. He is about to die. Amazingly, as he stumbles through the sand, he comes to three market stalls. The man (half-thinking he must be hallucinating) approaches the first stall and demands, "I need water, sell me some water." "Sorry, Sir," replies the stall owner, "I only sell custard." The man, visibly taken aback, goes up to the second stall and again asks for water. "I'm afraid I only sell sponge cake and cream," replies the second stall owner. The man turns in disbelief to the final stall and begs, "please, I need water now or I'll die." "Sorry Sir, I only sell hundreds and thousands," replies the final stall owner. His fatigue momentarily forgotten the man demands, "You mean to tell me that the three of you all own market stalls in the middle of the desert and none of you sell water?" "I know, Sir," says the first stall owner, "it's a trifle bazaar." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged water , trifle , bazaar , bizzare , cream , cake , custard - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 month ago
| Man sees a monkey in the jungle with a tin opener and says " you don't need a tin opener to open bananas" To which the monkey reply's " its for the custard you daft cunt" | |
Joke by vampy-dav, in Jokes with no home > Monkeys - Tagged monkey , custard , tin opener , tim vine - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Don't ever trifle with your sex life. The jelly and custard are a bastard to wash off after. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Sex and shit > trifle - Tagged jelly , custard , trifle - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months ago
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