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| A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for a twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks "This guy is pretty pretentious" and proceeds to pour him a drink of six-year-old scotch. He gives it to the customer who takes a drink, exclaiming, "This isn't a twelve-year-old scotch, this is a six-year-old scotch." The barman thinks, hey this guy knows what he's talking about, and the two of them get into a conversation about where the customer is from etc.. At one point an old guy, who was sitting at the other end of the bar comes over with a glass and hands it to the customer. The latter takes a drink, and spits it out. "This is piss!" he yells. The old guy nods and says, "Yeah, but how old am I?" |    |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged drinking , piss , man , old , pub , drink , customer - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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