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| Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off. |    |
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged penis , jew , jewish , women , circumsision , cock , dick , cut , cheap , percent , off , father , fathers , son , sons , dad , dads - Current Score: 201 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I said to the wife, "I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut'." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged bread , thick , cut - Current Score: 199 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I went to the barbers the other day.He said,"shall I cut your hair round the back sir?" I said,"what the fuck for, what's wrong with doing it in the shop?" | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Hairdresser - Tagged barber , cut , short back amp sides - Current Score: 75 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| How do you cut an emo sandwich? You don't need to, it cuts itself. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged sandwich , emo , cut , selfharm , cutting - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| Some people cry when they cut onions. I try not to form an emotional bond. | |
Joke by Peter_G, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged onions , cry , cut , emotional , jimmy carr - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 month ago
| I've just bought some of that new Emo turf from B&Q. This grass will cut itself. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Emo - Tagged emo , grass , cut - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month ago
| I cut up a BMW driver today. It's ruined my bread knife though. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > BMW Drivers - Tagged bmw , cut , knife - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Time saving gardening tip: If you water your grass with beer, it will come up half cut! | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Garden - Tagged grass , cut , beer - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month ago
| My wife was in a right state last night. It took 8 pints to sort her out. I must have cut her worse than I thought. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged state , cut , pints , blood - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What do I have in common with emos? We both like cutting them. | |
Joke by man, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged emo , cut - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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