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| Britain's paralympic cycling gold medal winner has tested positive for using performance enhancers. Stabilisers. |    |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paralympics , cycling - Current Score: 178 - Added: 2 months ago
| The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion! which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling. | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , 2012 , cycling , jimmy carr - Current Score: 150 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm sure that, like me, you are very proud of our Olympic cycling gold medal winners. Truly, they are sporting heroes who have done wonders for British sport. I can't wait for them to return home, when they will once again become wankers in Spandex who clog up the roads and get in the way of cars. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , cycling , britain , wankers , cars , bike - Current Score: 138 - Added: 3 months ago
| I noticed there weren't many blacks in the cycling events at the Olympics. Probably because they only peddle drugs and stolen goods. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , blacks , cycling - Current Score: 105 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| I see that Lance Armstrong (who famously overcame an aggressive form of testicular cancer) is to make a comeback in next year's Tour de France. That must take some balls at his age! | |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > Lance Armstrong - Tagged balls , comeback , cycling - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago
| There is a noticeable lack of darkies in the cycling events. Must be because the riders have to produce proof of ownership before they can use their bikes! | |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged thieving cunts , bikes , cycling , darkies - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months ago
| Reebok have released new ultra skin tight cycling shorts for women called 'Mumblers'. You can see the lips move,but you can't make out what the cunt's saying. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged cunt , cycling , gas bag , mumble , reebok - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months ago
| So, Lance Armstrong is having second thoughts about making a Tour de France comeback! Has he lost his balls? | |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > Lance Armstrong - Tagged testicle , cancer , cycling - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
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