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Been doing some D.I.Y. around the house.

So I rang the local council to ask can I have a skip outside my house.

The bloke from the council said "you can cart wheel round the fucking block for all I care".
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Joke by GIZZARD, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged d.i.y , council , house  - Current Score: 143 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago

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