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| My daughter had a charades party for her birthday. After my turn I was beaten up by the other dads. It would seem that holding my cock and wanking furiously while staring at my daughters friends is not the best way to do Gary glitter. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged daughter , charades , party , dads , cock , wanking - Current Score: 511 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off. | |
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged penis , jew , jewish , women , circumsision , cock , dick , cut , cheap , percent , off , father , fathers , son , sons , dad , dads - Current Score: 201 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I'd really like to see Gay adoption go ahead... They would be brilliant dads: they already know where the best parks are, and already know how to put talcum powder on a sore bottom... | |
Joke by black arrow, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged gay , adoption , dads - Current Score: 51 - Added: 5 months ago
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