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| A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, "do these turkeys get any bigger?" The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, madam, they're dead." |    |
Joke by Smegs, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged old bird , daft , chicken - Current Score: 46 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago
| I'm not illiterate. My parents have been married for years... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged illiterate , illegitimate , daft - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months ago
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