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| It's quite ironic that people with club feet generally aren't very good at dancing. |    |
Joke by DDJ, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged club feet , club , dancing - Current Score: 123 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| I went to a funeral last week, but I'm never going there again. The music started playing, and me and my mate were the only ones dancing. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Illness and mortality > Funeral - Tagged dancing , funeral , mate - Current Score: 121 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| If a deaf person sees somebody dancing to YMCA do they think they're shouting? | |
Joke by corgi74, in Illness and mortality > Deafness - Tagged dancing , shouting , ymca , deaf - Current Score: 74 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. Ahmed asks, 'We realise it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women but, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.' 'Absolutely not,' says the Mullah. 'It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.' 'So, after the ceremony, I can't even dance with my own wife?' 'No,' answered the Mullah, 'It's forbidden in Islam.' 'Well, okay,' says Ahmed, 'What about sex? Can we finally have sex?' 'Of course!' replies the Mullah, 'Allahu Akbar!(GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!' 'What about different positions?' asks the man. 'Allahu Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem),' says the Mullah. 'Woman on top?' Ahmed asks. 'Sure,' says the Mullah.'Allahu Akbar. Go for it!' 'Doggy style?' 'Sure! Allahu Akbar!' 'On the kitchen table?' 'Yes, yes! Allahu Akbar!' 'Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?' 'You may indeed.. Allahu Akbar!' 'Can we do it standing up?' 'No, absolutely not!' says the Mullah.' 'Why not?' asks the man. 'Because that could lead to dancing!' | |
Joke by Emm, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged dancing , mullah , saudi couple - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months ago
| Did you know that breakdancing originated from blacks unscrewing the hubcaps from moving cars? | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , dancing - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months ago
| I pulled a black girl in the club the other day... things were going well and she asked me to take her home. I said "If you think I'm flying you back to Africa at this time in the morning you can fuck right off!!" | |
Joke by smithy08, in Jokes with no home > Racism - Tagged black , jade goody , dancing - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month ago
| Me and my mates like to play a game when we're out on the piss. It's called: FAT GIRL RODEO. It's when you find the biggest woman in any particular bar and start dancing behind them. Then with your arms around her, (as far as you can manage) you whisper in her ear, "You're the fattest, ugliest pig I've seen tonight...", and try to hold on for as long as possible! | |
Joke by mangiballs, in Sex and shit > No Respect - Tagged fat , dancing , pig - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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