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| The Erectus Trouserius (also known as the trouser snake) is the worlds most dangerous snake. colour varies,from pink to black. It is fangless,average length is 5 to 9 inches depending on subspecies. Usually appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places at times. Attacks women in lower part of the abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months. It has also been known to attack men from behind |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > snake - Tagged snake , dangerous , spit , swelling - Current Score: 173 - Added: 9 months ago
| What's yellow and very dangerous? The discharge from my penis. | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged yellow , dangerous , penis , sti - Current Score: 39 - Added: 6 months ago
| Scientific evidence suggests that feeding chocolate to dogs is highly dangerous and must be avoided. From experience, I can say that this is true from what happened to my own dog. He choked on a rolo. | |
Joke by stoursicko, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dogs , chocolate , science , dangerous , choked - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months ago
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