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How many French students does it take to change a light bulb?

About two - don't ask me why, it was just a stab in the dark.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jokeywokey, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , stabbing , students , dark , light bulb  - Current Score: 160 - Added: 4 months ago

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , jews , jew , palestinians , palestine , light , bulb , light bulb , lightbulb , blame , dark , none  - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?

1: None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Or

2: Two, one to change it and one to write a poem about how much they miss the old light bulb.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged emo , lightbulb , light bulb , dark , cry , poem  - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago

I'm still a virgin. I've been waiting for the right person...

In fact, I've been waiting for the right person every night this week, in an alley between 11pm and 1am.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged virgin , wait , waiting , person , rape , alley , dark , night , sex , virginity , rapist  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months ago

Has anyone else seen the new Batman film 'The Dark Knight'?

I thought Heath Ledger's performance was really convincing; You couldn't even see the strings.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by PLaGuE CeLL, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged heath , ledger , heath ledger , batman , dark knight , dark , knight , night , offensive , film  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago

I like my coffee so dark it gets beaten up by the police.

Is this racist or anti-establishment? I can't decide		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by belms, in Religion and racism > Coffee - Tagged coffee , black , police , dark  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 weeks ago

I was shagging that bird from the chip shop until 1am last night.

You should've seen the length of the queue when we finished!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , shagging , bird , queue , night , dark  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 8 months ago

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street. All of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "are you OK Paddy? Is it dark down there?"

To which Paddy replied, "I don't know, I can't see a fuckin' thing."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by appy2be, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , murphy , dark  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago

Paddy and Murphy fall down a well.

"Dark down here, ain't it?" says Paddy.

"I don't know, I can't see a thing," says Murphy.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stig2112, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , murphy , well , dark  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago

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