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| I threw a hedgehog at a dart board once... Scored 3480. |    |
Joke by b3tard, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged hedgehog , darts , hignfy - Current Score: 184 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| A middle aged man and his wife live in a poor part of town and decide to rent out their second bedroom. They advertise and a beautiful young girl enquires about the room. The wife explains that because it is such an old terraced house there is no bath in the house so instead they use a big zinc bath in front of the fire in the living room. The young girl says, "It would be nice to have a bath in front of the open fire at night, but what about your husband?" The wife replies, "If you have a bath on a Monday or a Friday evening it will be fine because he always goes out to play darts from about 7 o'clock till after 11pm." "Okay!" the girl says. The next night is a Monday so the husband goes out and the wife brings in the zinc bath for the young lady and puts it in front of the fire. When the young lady undresses to get in the bath she notices the wife staring at her naked body. The wife thinks to herself that it's strange that the girl has no pubic hairs. Later that night when the wife goes to bed she tells her husband about the young lady having no pubic hair. "It must look very strange and unnatural, are you sure?" says the husband. The wife says, "I could leave the leave the curtains open just a little bit at the top so that you could peep through and see for your self next time she has a bath." So the following Friday they get the bath out and the husband goes out to his darts match. The young lady gets undressed and the wife asks, "Where's your pubes love?" The girl says "Pubes? I've never grown any." So the wife pulls her knickers down revealing a big bushy fanny with clock springs hanging out and says, "Here, this is what you should have!" Later that night in bed she is talking to her husband, who seems pissed off, and he says to his wife "She was lovely, but why on earth did you lift your skirt up and show your minge?" Th wife says "You must have seen me naked a thousand times, why are you bothered?" The bloke says- "I have, but the rest of the fucking darts team hadn't". | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged darts , team , pubes , girl , pub , zinc , bath , nickers , clock , springs , fire - Current Score: 150 - Added: 1 year ago
| So I said, "Do you want a game of darts?" He said, "Okay then." I said, "Nearest to bull starts." He said, "Baa." I said, "Moo." He said, "You're closest!" | |
Joke by allodave, in Jokes with no home > 50 Cent - Tagged darts , bull , moo , baa , random - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 week ago
| A young Indian is spending a couple of weeks in the UK. One evening, he wanders into a pub and sits there watching the locals playing darts. After a while, he asks one of them if he would be allowed to play. The local says, "of course. Just put your name up on the board, and when it's your turn you can play the winner." He explains the rules to the Indian guest and, after a short while, Rajeeve kicks of with a double top and two triple twenties. Throughout the evening, he continues to thrash the locals at their own game. At closing time the locals present him with a worn out dart board and a set of darts which, at the end of his stay, he takes back to India. Back in his native village, Rajeeve immediately shows his friends how to play this facinating new game. After a while one of the friends runs up to him and says, "oh Rajeeve, this is a wonderful game that you have shown to us. What is it called?" "Well Sanjay", says Rajeeve, "I'm not quite sure myself, but I think it is called 'You lucky black bastard'" | |
Joke by redrobinson, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged darts , racist , indian - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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