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| The number of Stag do's in Austria have fallen since the news got out that fathers really do lock up their daughters. |    |
Joke by git, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged stag , austria , daughters , lock up - Current Score: 85 - Added: 5 months ago
| A farmer has three daughters. They all want to go out with their beaus on Saturday night but the farmer insists that he meets the suiters first. The first one arrives and knocks on the door and says, "Hallo, my name's Joe, I've come to take Flo to the show, can she go?" The farmer thinks he looks a likeable lad and insists Joe has her home by midnight. The next knock of the door brings, "Hi, my name is Hans, I come to take Nance to the dance any chance?" The farmer thinks he's a smart lad so lets her go insisting Hans has her home by midnight. At the next knock of the door the young man says, "Hello, my name's Tucker" The farmer says "Piss off". | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Sex and shit > daughters - Tagged farmer , fucker , daughters - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| There's a history of strokes in my family. My Grandad stroked my dad then my dad stroked me. And my daughters have all been stroked by me. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged history , strokes , family , daughters , grandad , dad - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| The cost of living is rising, with food being one of the worst. I have three daughters so I'm hoping none of them get Bulimia... but Anorexia, well... | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Headlines - Tagged eating disorders , spewing , starving , daughters , bulimic , anorexic , food , money money money - Current Score: 2 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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