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| Why did David Beckham have a bald head? Because Victoria's mate said her sex life would be better if she shaved her twat! |    |
Joke by bleugh, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged david , victoria , beckham , twat - Current Score: 203 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| David Beckham is due on the pitch for a training session and he's nowhere to be seen. His new Galaxy manager goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "hey, David, why are you in here and not on the pitch?" David says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that Victoria gave me." Manager: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch." David: "No.. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now." Manager: "What's the puzzle of?" David: "It's a tiger." The manager looks over David's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "For fucks sake! Put the Frosties back in box and get out on the pitch!" | |
Joke by spazzy, in Celebrity and news events > Posh And Becks - Tagged beckham , david , football , dimwit - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I went to a car boot the other day. I found an old, brown, bent leathery tool..... Turned out to be David Dickinson | |
Joke by BenHeartagram, in Celebrity and news events > David Dickenson - Tagged dickinson , david , tool , brown , leathery , old , day , other , boot , car , went , i , to - Current Score: 85 - Added: 5 months ago
| David Beckham is in training with Ryan Giggs. They are both joking and messing about when a furious Alex Ferguson comes up to them to give them a piece of his mind. "Lads, after todays performance you two can stay behind for extra training." Beckham and Giggs are gutted and then wait for the end of the session. Ferguson and the boys go home and it's just the two of them. "Let's just go home," says Giggsy, "who will know?" So they both go home to their respective houses. Beckham goes upstairs to hear passionate moaning and screaming coming from the bedroom. Becks goes to investigate and puts his head round the door to see Fergie pumping away at Victoria and is horrified. The next day in training Beckham and Giggs are fucking around when Fergie tells them both to stay behind again. Giggs turns to Beckham and says, "Let's just go home early again." "Fuck you," replies Beckham, "I nearly got caught yesterday." | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged beckham , david , victoria , david beckham , victoria beckham , fergie , alex ferguson , giggs , ryan giggs , giggsy , man utd , manchester united , united , training , football - Current Score: 46 - Added: 9 months ago
| Why is David Beckham like a Ferrero Rocher? They both come in a posh box. | |
Joke by RossMcG, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged david , beckham , sex , posh spice - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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