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| Why are women like clouds? Because when they fuck off it's usually a nice day. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , clouds , nice , day - Current Score: 319 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the most confusing day of the year for a chav? Father's day. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs , scum , father , fathers day , day , year , confusing , confusion - Current Score: 149 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I met this bird last night who was a right ugly fucker, I said "What's your name?" "Tuesday" she replied. I said, "that's a strange name." She said, "yeah, when I was born my mum and dad looked in the cot and said, 'I think we'd better call it a day.'" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Ugly - Tagged pig , moose , ugly , tuesday , bird , cot , day - Current Score: 106 - Added: 4 months ago
| I went to a car boot the other day. I found an old, brown, bent leathery tool..... Turned out to be David Dickinson | |
Joke by BenHeartagram, in Celebrity and news events > David Dickenson - Tagged dickinson , david , tool , brown , leathery , old , day , other , boot , car , went , i , to - Current Score: 85 - Added: 5 months ago
| Spare a thought for Shannon Matthews and her family today... ...They are still writing out their Fathers Day cards. | |
Joke by troyboy, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , fathers , day , cards - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months ago
| Fairy Tale: One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who, surprisingly, did not whine, nag and bitch........ But this was a long time ago..... ......and it was just ONE FUCKING day. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged whine , nag , woman , bitch , day , fairy tale - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago
| May I be the first to wish everybody a Happy Maddie Day? So lock your kids up, go to a Tapas Bar and have fun! | |
Joke by dismal08, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maddie , year , day , tapas - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months ago
| Did you hear about the gay guy taking a piss.... He looked at the other guy to his right and saw a nicotine patch on his cock. He asked "Does it work"? "Yep," replied the guy, "I'm down to two butts a day." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , poof , guy , piss , day , taking - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a crate. Coincidence?? | |
Joke by DDJ, in Illness and mortality > Drinking - Tagged beer , crate , day - Current Score: 17 - Added: 7 months ago
| Two Homosexuals are in bed after having sex. One says to the other, "did that make your day?" The other answered, "no, but it did make my whole week" | |
Joke by djh001, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , day , whole week , hole weak - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
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