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| A deaf couple are getting married, and the man decides that they should make sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign language he explains to his bride: "When - I - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - left - breast - once." "When - I - do - NOT - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - right - breast - twice." "When - you - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis - once." "When - you - do - NOT - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis - fifty - five - times." |    |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Deafness - Tagged deafness , advice - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Paddy & Mick go down to the local job centre, but theres a big sign on the door saying 'Interviews for deaf people only'. Never the less they decide to put on an act. Paddy walks into the office, and the interviewer says "shut the door". He does, and the man says to Paddy.."you're not deaf at all. get out". Anyway, Paddy comes out and tells Mick whatever you do don't shut the door. Mick goes into the office, and the interviewer says the same. "shut the door". Mick replies "No, shut it yourself" | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , mick , deafness , job centre - Current Score: 28 - Added: 6 months ago
| The great thing about being deaf is that having a conversation with someone makes you look like a professional rave dancer | |
Joke by smiddy, in Illness and mortality > Deafness - Tagged deaf , deafness , rave , dance - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month ago
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