Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| I got a really expensive watch from my grandad on his deathbed. The prick put up a bit of a fight though. |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged deathbed , grandad - Current Score: 50 - Added: 2 months ago
| My mum once told me that doctors smack the bum of new born babies to make them start breathing. My mum disowned me years ago though - apparently it doesn't work on your nan on her deathbed. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Illness and mortality > Nan - Tagged nan , death , dead , deathbed , baby , mum - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month ago
| My son had a bad fall and has been in a coma in hospital for four months. We were sitting at his bedside when the consultant came in looking very serious and took us aside for a chat. He said "I'm afraid to have to tell you that you should prepare yourself for the worse". My wife collapsed in tears and sobbed "Oh God, no!! Don't tell me Westlife have offered to sing him a song!!". | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Jokes with no home > Westlife - Tagged the loif , westlife , coma , deathbed - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.02ms doing 5 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 1.26% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel