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| Dave has spent 20 years in prison for various rapes. Before he was released, he took a psychology degree. It's done wonders for him: he still rapes women but now he knows why he does it. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged prison , psychology , degree - Current Score: 56 - Added: 4 months ago
| The graduate with a science degree asks, 'why does it work?' The graduate with an engineering degree asks, 'how does it do that?' The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'how much does it cost?' The American graduate with the Arts degree asks, 'do you want fries with that?' | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged graduate , mcdonalds , fries , arts , degree , mjc - Current Score: 54 - Added: 5 months ago
| The University of Cornwall has announced it is reducing the length of its degree courses from four years to three. The reason being that most tractors now come with automatic transmissions. | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Cornish - Tagged automatic , transmissions , degree , cornwall , tractors - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
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