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| A Little Welsh lad is practising his free kicks at Derby. He has one of those portable walls which he moves around to change the angle so he can shoot from different areas of the field. He takes 50 kicks at goal, every one finds the back of the net. Paul Jewel is watching in the stands and walks down to talk to the young man. "How old are you son?" asks the Rams Boss "13" Replies the young fellow. "Well I am very impressed with your shooting" continues Jewel "and I must say if you continue in this vein of form, when you get older you may be good enough to play for the Derby 1st team" "Fuck off" said our hero "it's bad enough being Welsh" |    |
Joke by vasocam, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged welsh , derby , paul jewel - Current Score: 57 - Added: 7 months ago
| Who was the last 20 stone black man to ride a derby winner? Lester Piggott's cell mate. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > jail - Tagged jail , celebrity , lesta , piggott , derby , winner - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Upon her release after 24 years of being locked away Miss Fritzl's first question was " Are Derby still shit ? " | |
Joke by ben dover, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl , football , derby , ben dover , locked in basement - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months ago
| If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, 'fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round', isn't it about time that the city of Derby received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics? | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged queen , lard arse , derby , fat - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months ago
| What have LEEDS and DERBY got in common? Neither deserve to get 15 points | |
Joke by jazza l s, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged leeds , derby - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 months ago
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