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| One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ. The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said . . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go." |    |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged oj , monica , clinton , devil - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year ago
| Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. | |
Joke by Hugh(_!_)Janus, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged santa , dyslexia , devil , worship - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Have you heard about the new Exorcist film that is in production? They get the devil to take the priest out of the child | |
Joke by gangrath, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged exorcist , devil , priest - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A man dies and goes straight down to hell. The devil takes him for a tour of the place to decide which room he was going into. The first room was engulfed with flames, and he could hear people screaming in them. He decided that this room wasn't the one for him. The next room had people being beaten and tortured. He didn't think this was the room for him. In the last room, he saw this ugly, toothless, extremely muscular, black guy with a massive cock who was fucking a blond, big titted, nice assed woman. In short, the hottest girl that he had ever laid eyes on up the ass. The man leaped with joy and said "YES I'm definitely taking this room!" The devil spoke into a microphone, "Okay, Anna, you're free to go" | |
Joke by honkytonky, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged black , hell , devil , fit girl , cock , anal - Current Score: 17 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
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