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| Went to a quiz night the other night and this question came up: "Who was the last member of the royal family to be executed?" Apparently "Diana" was incorrect. |    |
Joke by sickjokemcgee, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , royal family , quiz - Current Score: 197 - Added: 5 days ago
| What's the difference between Sickipedia and Princess Diana? People actually care when Sickipedia crashes | |
Joke by charlieeee, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged sickipedia , princess , diana , crash - Current Score: 183 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess diana , cross , road , seat , belt , seat belt , seatbelt , wear , wearing , crash , car , dead , death , accident - Current Score: 177 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What would Princess Diana be doing now if she was still alive? Scratching the fuck out the lid of her coffin. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana - Current Score: 150 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| As the inquest has decided that chasing pack of paparazzi were to blame, perhaps it was unwise to have that "Princess on Board" sticker in the back window! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess , paparazzi , diana , inquest , princess diana - Current Score: 116 - Added: 6 months ago
| Some tips for 4x4 drivers. 1. Don't bother investing in a personal number plate; No-one gives a fuck what your name is. 2. Those little stalks that are next to the steering wheel are "indicators." Use them occasionally. 3. Putting a "Princess on Board" sticker isn't cool, especially if the princess in question is Diana. She must really smell by now. 4. "Parent and Child" spaces aren't really for you if your child is 19, even if she weighs as many stone. 5. When parking, try to park in what we call "parking spaces". 6. Be sure to put a "Greenpeace" or a "Save the Earth" sticker on your bumper. Other drivers will enjoy the irony, even if you don't. 7. When people make "wanker" signs at you, it's because you are a wanker. Learn to live with it. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , 4x4 , wankers , princess , diana , wanker , greenpeace , parent , child , parking - Current Score: 108 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , princess , princess diana , head and shoulders , head , shoulders , car , crash , car crash - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Freddie Mercury, Versace and Princess Di arrive at the Pearly gates. St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have to put forward their case for entry. Freddie says "I know I haven't led a perfect life and I've made some mistakes along the way, but I've made some of the most beautiful music in the world. I'll stand at the back of heaven, and serenade everybody with my wondrous songs, making heaven a far happier place to be." "Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you Gianni?" Versace says, "I make the most beautiful clothes in the world. I'll completely redesign the fashions up here, from the archangels to the cherubs to the choirboys. As you well know Pete if you look good you will feel good and that will make heaven a much happier place" "Not bad" says St Peter. "What about you Di?" Diana doesn't say a word, instead she lifts up her skirt and pulls down her knickers, inserts a full bottle of Evian water into her arse, lets the water shoot up inside her and then gush out all over the floor. "Excellent, you're in" says St Peter. "Hold on a fucking minute" says Freddie "She didn't even say anything" "Bollocks, Fred you know the rules" says St Peter, "A royal flush beats a pair of Queens..." | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged di , freddie mercury , royal flush , diana , versace , heaven - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Isn't amazing that Camilla looks exactly like Diana would if she'd survived the car crash | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged camilla , diana , frankie boyle - Current Score: 70 - Added: 10 months ago
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