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| Why do doctors slap new born babies arses at birth? To make the dicks fall off the stupid ones. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged babies , dicks , slap , women , sexist , birth , doctors , jethro - Current Score: 156 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| How do you confuse an American? Show them a Globe. | |
Joke by Darklord, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , dicks - Current Score: 140 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| Once you've had black, you'll want your stuff back. | |
Joke by SebChelsea, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged black , niggers , thieves , dicks , twat , coons - Current Score: 68 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush Tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around their penises and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his Wife looked down at him and said, "Whadaya say we try the African String-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you've grown to 12 inches??" "No... it's turned black." | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged blacks , cocks , dicks , racist , wife , husband , penis - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What do you call a dog with five dicks? Mariah Carey with Westlife....... | |
Joke by VAGINADINER, in Jokes with no home > What - Tagged maria carey , westlife , dog , dicks - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| Why do black guys have bigger dicks than white guys? Because we had something to play with when we were younger | |
Joke by 08-bumley-08, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , niggers , sex and shit , dicks - Current Score: 8 - Added: 5 months ago
| Why is it women are never pleased with men, no matter what men do? It's because no man has a dick that is made of chocolate that ejaculates money. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , dicks , ejaculate - Current Score: 4 - Added: 8 months ago
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