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| Dictionary For Womens Personal Ads 40ish..............................................49 Adventurous........................................Slept with all your mates Athletic...........................................No Tits Average looking....................................Has a face like an arse Beautiful..........................................Pathological liar Contagious smile...................................Does a lot of pills Educated...........................................Fucked to death at college Emotionally secure.................................On medication Feminist...........................................Fat Friendship first...................................Former slut/born again virgin Fun................................................Annoying Gentle.............................................Dull Good listener......................................Autistic New Age............................................Body hair problems Old fashioned......................................No blow jobs or anal Open minded........................................Desperate Outgoing...........................................Loud and embarrassing Passionate.........................................Sloppy drunk Poet...............................................Depressive Professional.......................................Bitch Romantic...........................................Fridgid Social.............................................Fanny like a clowns pocket Voluptuous.........................................Very fat Large lady.........................................Hugely Fat Wants soulmate.....................................Stalker Widow..............................................Murderer |    |
Joke by Queslett50, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged dictionary , women , personal - Current Score: 169 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| The Man's Dictionary ... "That's women's work." - REALLY MEANS: "It's dirty, boring, thankless and I wouldn't ask a dog to do it." "Will you marry me?" - REALLY MEANS: "Both my roommates have fucked off, the sink is full and I'm running out of clean clothes ." "It's a man thing." - REALLY MEANS: "Fuck off, its nothing to do with you." "Can I help with dinner?" - REALLY MEANS: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "It would take too long to explain." - REALLY MEANS: "It doesn't involve cooking, washing, cleaning, shoes or hair styles so you won't understand." "I'm getting more exercise lately." - REALLY MEANS: "I need to get some new batteries for the remote." "Oh dear, we're going to be late." - REALLY MEANS: "You are allowed to drive over 25mph." "Take a break Love, you're working too hard." - REALLY MEANS: "I can't hear the TV over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." - REALLY MEANS: "Fuck me, are you still talking?" "Darling, we don't need material things to prove our love." - REALLY MEANS: "I forgot our anniversary again." It's really a good movie." - REALLY MEANS: "It's got guns, violence, fast cars and naked women." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Man - Tagged really means , vacuum , batteries , dictionary - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| A koala bear wandered into a whorehouse and found a sleeping prostitute. The bear crawled up on her and started licking her privates. The woman woke up and was a little freaked out to see a bear licking her, but she decided it felt pretty good and she let the bear continue. The koala kept going and eventually mounted the prostitute, has a great old time, and then walked toward the door. The prostitute got up and shouted at the bear, "Hey, you have to pay for that!" The koala shrugged. "No, you don't understand." she said to the bear, "I'm a pro-sti-tute. PRO-STI-TUTE. I get paid for having sex!" The koala stared blankly. "Look, right here." The prostitute grabbed a dictionary and showed the koala the definition. "Says right here, 'Prostitute: One who is paid for sexual services.' The koala looked at the book, then flipped the pages back to "Koala" and showed her the definition: "Australian marsupial that eats shoots and leaves." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged koala bear , bear , whore , prostitute , hooker , dictionary - Current Score: 30 - Added: 10 months ago
| I've just read the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it. | |
Joke by offended?, in Jokes with no home > Books - Tagged zebra , dictionary , words - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
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