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| I was sat on a bus with a mate and he told me the following joke: What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw in your washing. The guy behind us leaned over and said "I think that's disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a fit." We both went white and apologised. The guy got up to get off and said, "he choked on a sock." |    |
Joke by zozo, in Illness and mortality > Epilepsy - Tagged epilepsy , laundry , die - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 year ago
| Almost all serial killers are men. That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years. | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Serial Killers - Tagged men , women , kill , die - Current Score: 146 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this." | |
Joke by eatmeat, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged plane , sex , die - Current Score: 110 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Places I want to go before I die: 1) The hospital | |
Joke by dandan, in Jokes with no home > Hospital - Tagged places , die , hospital - Current Score: 84 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why did the Olympic fencer die? There was a chink in his armour. | |
Joke by TGS, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympic , olympics , fencer , die , chink , chinese - Current Score: 75 - Added: 2 months ago
| Cunt is a beautiful word, and if god hadn't wanted us to use it, he wouldn't have created Calum Best. | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Celebrity and news events > calum best - Tagged calum , best , god , cunt , sex , fucking , die - Current Score: 71 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was talking to my wife the other day about reincarnation. She asked "what actually is reincarnation?" I said to her, "well, its when you die and come back as something completely different." "So, I could come back as a pig?!" she exclaimed I said, "you're not listening are you.....?" | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Riencarnation - Tagged listening , pig , reincarnation , wife , die - Current Score: 70 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| If only the good die young, does that make everyone over 50 a twat? | |
Joke by whats the point, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged twat , die , young - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "do you want to go to heaven?" Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "do you want to go to heaven? O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that, when you die, you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." | |
Joke by Token, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged priest , heaven , die - Current Score: 17 - Added: 11 months ago
| I would die for my country... Unlike the French... Who would dye their flag white for their country. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , flag , white , dye , die , country - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 months ago
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