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| It's now official, beer is cheaper than fuel. So this summer: "Drink, Don't Drive" |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , diesel , beer , drink - Current Score: 107 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| Paddy & Murphy worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Paddy said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classified as unskilled labor, so she gave him seventy-five pounds a week employment pay. Murphy was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Murphy one hundred and fifty pounds a week. When Paddy found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stichers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labour." "What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Murphy puts them over his head and says, 'yah, diesel fitter.'" | |
Joke by how-low-can-you-get, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged panties , diesel - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months ago
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