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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Sickipedia?

Princess Diana only crashed once.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sickmick, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged sickpedia , difference , crash , princess diana  - Current Score: 107 - Added: 6 months ago

What's the difference between Sickipedia and a comedian suffering from Alzheimer's?

The comedian doesn't repeat his jokes quite as often.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , comedian , alzheimers , difference  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 4 weeks ago

What's the difference between Princess Diana and a beautiful bed of flowers?

About six foot		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged foot , diana , grass , difference  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 weeks ago

What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? Cowboy hats are for arseholes.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Jokes with no home > Arseholes - Tagged difference , tampon , cowboy , hat , ass holes  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 9 months ago

What's the difference between AIDS and cancer?

When you have cancer you still get visitors.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sponge, in Illness and mortality > AIDS - Tagged aids , cancer , illness , difference  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What's the difference between your pay cheque and your dick?
You don't have to beg a woman to blow your pay cheque.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged paycheck , dick , difference  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 7 months ago

What's the difference between a dead baby and a landmine?

I've never been caught burying a landmine.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Genestealer, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged difference , dead , baby , landmine  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 9 months ago

Why is a beetroot like prostate cancer?

It turns your piss red.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged prostate , cancer , prostate cancer , beetroot , difference , blood , piss , moob  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month ago

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by IrishRussell, in Jokes with no home > Sick - Tagged piss , beef , difference , soup  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 7 months ago

What's the difference between choking a baby and a traffic light?

I always stop when a traffic light goes red.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Genestealer, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged difference , choking , dead , baby  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 9 months ago

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