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| I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled." Unbelievable what some people are into. |    |
Joke by glitter, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disabled , porn , hotel , disability - Current Score: 1207 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!" | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged disability , cunt , traffic , tourettes , warden , disabled , shouted , fuck , fuck off , parking , space - Current Score: 1125 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now. | |
Joke by GangRape, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged wheelchair , disabled , disability , robot wars - Current Score: 435 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| What do you call a spastic in a wheelchair? Anything you want, they'll just smile and try to hug you | |
Joke by chuck norris killz, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged spastic , retard , retarded , disability , disabled - Current Score: 136 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's better than winning an olympic gold at the Paralympics? Not being disabled. | |
Joke by alperchino, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disability - Current Score: 122 - Added: 1 year ago
| How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus? Put poison on the windows. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , disabled , disability , retards , retarded , bus , poison , window , windows , kill , killed , murder , spastic , spaz - Current Score: 103 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Christopher Reeve - Tagged christopher reeve , disability , disabled , christopher , reeve , walken , walk , walking , opposite - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A husband and wife are sitting round the table with their three daughters eating dinner when the oldest of the three asks her parents, "Why was I named Daisy?" "Well," said her mother, "when you were born a daisy flew in threw the window and gently landed on your forehead so we thought it would be nice to name you after it." The middle daughter then says, "So why am I called Rose?" "Well," said her mother, "when you were born a rose flew in threw the window and gently landed on your forehead so we thought it would be nice to name you after it." The daughter smiles and continues to eat her dinner. A few minutes later the youngest of the three says, "mnnnnnuugughhhh hhmmmmddssssssggggtuuuu tgnngnnnnammj!" The mother says to her, "Oh shut up Brick!" | |
Joke by D dude, in Jokes with no home > Mummy, Mummy - Tagged mummy mummy , daughter , disability - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Abu Hamza, Heather Mills.... no wonder no one trusts amputees any more..... | |
Joke by bnmatt, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged heather mills , disability , amputee - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
| What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , cripple , disabled , disability - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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