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| A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?" Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks, "What about the smell?" He says, "Hold its nose." |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged skunk , fanny , cunt , vagina , husband , wife , discharge - Current Score: 228 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between the army and a vagina? Discharge is a good thing from the army. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged army , discharge , vagina - Current Score: 195 - Added: 5 months ago
| A girl visits her doctor and tells him she has terrible discharge. 'Ok, take your knickers off and lets check it out' he says. She drops her knickers and he has a feel around. He says 'how does that feel?' She says 'Ruddy wonderful but the discharge is from my ear'. | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Doctor - Tagged doctor , discharge , cock , ear - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why is sex like the army? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged army , discharge , sex - Current Score: 109 - Added: 7 months ago
| What should you if your daughter complains of smelly white discharge coming out of her vagina? Wear a condom next time. | |
Joke by tgs, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged daughter , white , discharge , condom - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| What's the difference between a duplicate joke tagger on Sickipedia and thrush? Not much, when they're not on here giving off discharge, they're irritating cunts. | |
Joke by belmer, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged thrush , discharge , duplicate , sickipedia - Current Score: 1 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| A woman goes to the Doctor and says 'I have a discharge.' The Doctor puts his hands down her knickers and says 'How does that feel?' The woman says 'Marvellous.' 'But it's in my ear.' | |
Joke by discostu, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged fingers , doctor , discharge - Current Score: -1 - Added: 6 days ago
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