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| A very badly behaved little boy refuses to get off of a very expensive rocking horse on display in a department store. His embarrassed mother eventually gives in and asks for some help from a shop assistant. "Don't worry" says the assistant "We employ a very qualified child psychologist at our store to deal with this kind of thing". She makes a quick call and within minutes he appears, goes over to the unruly brat and gently whispers in his ear. The child imediately dismounts the horse and once again joins his mother. The shop assistant looks admiringly at the psychologist and says "That was amazing, what did you say to him?". He leans to her and quietly says "Get off that horse now or i'll kick the fuck out of you, you little bastard!". |    |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged rocking , horse , assistant , child , psychologist , dismounts , bastard - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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