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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:

1. All the DNA is the same.

2. There are no dental records.
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Joke by Blue4012, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged dna , rednecks , murder  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Why does O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA
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Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > OJ Simpson - Tagged dna , oj simpson , nfl , alabama , sex , murder  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 9 months, 23 days ago

A prisoner is waiting on death row when his lawyer comes in.
"Well, I've got good news and bad news," he said.
"What's the fucking bad news"? asked the prisoner.
"Well....the DNA results are back and are an exact match," he replied.
"So....what's the good news?" asked the prisoner.
"Your cholesterol is down to 4.7," he said.
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Joke by garrygwizz, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged prisoner , death , dna , cholesterol  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 6 months ago

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