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| There's an old saying: An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But nowadays most doctors seem to be Muslim so I find that bacon is far more effective. |    |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , doctors , apples , bacon - Current Score: 516 - Added: 2 months ago
| Doctor: It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged doctor , patient , cancer , alzheimers , forgetful , forgot , doctors - Current Score: 258 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| Why do doctors slap new born babies arses at birth? To make the dicks fall off the stupid ones. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged babies , dicks , slap , women , sexist , birth , doctors , jethro - Current Score: 134 - Added: 2 months ago
| Responding to reports revealing that Jade Goody's cancer is, 'worse than first expected, has spread further than initially thought and her recovery odds have dropped from 95 per cent to slightly better than 50 per cent.' A spokesperson at the hospital has said, "doctors worked throughout the night to try and decide who would get the chance to tell her." | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged doctors , chance , cancer , worse , happy day - Current Score: 77 - Added: 2 months ago
| Man goes into Doctors. "I think I've got this bird flu thing that's been going round." The doctor says, "What makes you think that?" The man replies, "Well I've starting wearing make up, talking bollocks and I can't park the fucking car." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged anti-women , doctors - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A woman walks into a gynecologist's office for an exam. She gets on the stirrups and the doctor says, "You have a really huge pussy. You have a really huge pussy." The woman replies, "You didn't have to say it twice." The doctor says, "I didn't." | |
Joke by redrobinson, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged pussy , doctors , woman - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A Jelly baby runs into the Doctors, red faced and very out of breath. The Doctor says "My you look exausted what have you been up to?" The Jellybaby replies "Fucking Allsorts" | |
Joke by PuncturedLung, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged jellybaby , doctors - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I went to the doctors suffering from constipation, I told him, "I haven't had a shit in 3 weeks, I just sit there, sometimes for hours, but nothing" He asks, "have you taken anything?" I replied, "only a book..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Constipation - Tagged book , constipation , doctors - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months ago
| I went to the doctor's a few weeks back. I told him that I've just started seeing a gorgeous girl and I'm having trouble lasting more than a few minutes when I fuck her. He told me, "maybe it would help you last longer if you thought about something horrible when you get aroused, like naked grannies or dead children." It didn't work at all... now I have a terrible problem with premature ejaculation! | |
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged premature , ejaculation , doctor , doctors , girl , sex , fuck , girlfriend , horrible , aroused , naked , old , grannies , dead , children - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after its been eaten. Its called fucking wedding cake! | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Accident - Tagged cake , doctors - Current Score: 20 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago
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