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| 90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... like in a sandwich or something. |    |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dogs , charlotte church show - Current Score: 363 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| Apparently alot of sniffer dogs are vanishing into thin air. Police say they have several leads... | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged dogs , police - Current Score: 187 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Torrential rain has been hampering relief efforts in the Chinese earthquake zone.... Luckily for survivors, it's been raining cats and dogs. | |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged rain , chinese earthquake , cats , dogs - Current Score: 133 - Added: 6 months ago
| What do you call a black bitch with four dogs? The Spice Girls | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Spice Girls - Tagged dogs , bitch , spice girls - Current Score: 120 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Apparently, Muslims aren't permitted to keep dogs as pets as they're considered 'unclean'. Good thinking from the dogs, there... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , dogs , unclean , pakis - Current Score: 112 - Added: 3 months ago
| I made that classic mistake last night that all guys make. I got really drunk, and I ended up having sex with my best friend. Now, I can't even bring myself to talk to him. To be honest, I don't even want to play fetch with him | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Doggy Style - Tagged sex , dogs , fetch , gay bestiality , mark doherty - Current Score: 77 - Added: 5 months ago
| A young man from the city goes to visit his farmer uncle For the first few days, the uncle shows him the usual things; chickens, cows, crops, etc. however, it's obvious the nephew is getting bored so the uncle suggests he goes on a hunt. 'Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?" This cheers up the nephew and off he goes with the dogs in trail. after a few hours, the nephew returns "Did you enjoy it?" asks the uncle "It was great! got any more dogs?" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged farmer , dogs , gun , shot - Current Score: 62 - Added: 11 months ago
| I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food? | |
Joke by Smegs, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged daft cow , dogs , prank - Current Score: 60 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago
| What is the most common dog's name in China? Dinner. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , dogs - Current Score: 46 - Added: 7 months ago
| According to reports on the BBC (and in the Daily Star) today many new migrants and asylum seekers are objecting to the large number of dogs, especially fighting dogs, owned by members of the British public. Many of these migrants are from countries where dogs are considered pests, not pets, and a they find them dangerous and intimidating. I must admit, I generally agree. I think we should get rid of the lot of them; they are smelly, eat any old rubbish and shit everywhere, they are dirty, of little practical use, can be loud and irritaing and simply get in the way when you are going about your business in town centres. Oh - and they also complain about our dogs. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Assylum Seekers - Tagged dogs , migrants , paki , pakis , nigger , niggers , staffordshire bull terrier , shit , bbc , daily star , topical humour - Current Score: 43 - Added: 4 months ago
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