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What's black and shuffles?

The dole queue.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Muzzzzza, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , dole , shuffle  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 2 months ago

What is long, black and smelly?

The Birmingham dole line.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kopantz, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , dole , smelly , birmingham  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What do you say to a chav with a job?

"I'll have a Big Mac please"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by trfccurt, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , mcdonalds , mcdonalds worker , dole , homeless  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year ago

I come from a long line of actors.

It's called the dole queue.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Actors - Tagged dole , actors  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago

(100% true) I noticed one of the local "Benefits Families" at a petrol station. You know the sort- where no-one works as they are all on hand outs (yet still can afford a car, of course.)

Anyway, they were complaining about the "High Taxes" on petrol.

Stupid, hypocritical fucks.

Where exactly do they think their money comes from to buy the petrol in the first place?		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged benefits , dole , unemployment , tax , scum , chavs , petrol  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago

When I was unemployed I used to spend all my dole money on booze.

Then I got a postman's job and spent everyone else's.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Theft - Tagged theft , postman , unemployed , dole  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 week ago

Ironic, isn't it, how people who are on benefits still complain about high taxes?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bizlop, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged benefits , dole , tax , chavs  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 5 months ago

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