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| A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" The customer says, "Female" The counter guy asks, "Black or white?" The customer says, "White" The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , doll , sex , shop , sex shop , dolls , blow up , blow , black , white , male , female , religion - Current Score: 255 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops - a talking Muslim doll. Only problem is, nobody knows what it says yet because nobody has the bollocks to pull the fucking cord! | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged christmas , muslim , doll , cord - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 year ago
| I hear you can now buy an "X Factor Winner" doll. You switch it on and it sings one song, then does nothing for 10 years. | |
Joke by kissmyarse, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , doll , wankers - Current Score: 18 - Added: 22 hours ago
| A paedophile spots a little boy playing with a Buzz Lightyear doll. ''What's that you've got there, son?'' he asks. The little boy replies excitedly, ''That's my Buzz! He's really cool! Do you have a Buzz?'' ''Hmmm...'' the paedophile smiles. ''No, but if you come with me to my car, I'll show you my Woody...'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged paedophilia , paedophile , man , boy , car , toy , toys , sex , doll - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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