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| A young man was in town looking for a little something from the ladies. A cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there. When the young man arrived, he saw a door with a small panel on it. He knocked and the panel slid open. A female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man. "OK, but this is a private club. Slide twenty bucks in the slot as an initiation fee," answered the voice. The man slid twenty dollars in the slot, the panel closed, and ten minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door, and the panel slid open. "Hey," exclaimed the man, "I want to get screwed!" "What?" said the voice, "Again?" |    |
Joke by hellionfuck, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged man , dollar , screw , private , town - Current Score: 29 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| Whose idea was it to create an American version of 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' I mean, not only is it making the poor idiots answer a whole fifteen questions - it's paying out half the cash of the British version. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , millionaire , british , dollar , pound , sterling - Current Score: 22 - Added: 5 months ago
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