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| The University Professor was talking his class through 'double negatives'. He started by explaining that NOT NOT was a double negative and therefore had a positive outcome. "In every language a double negative will have a positive meaning, however there is no language in the world where a double positive has a negative meaning." Just then a voice from the back of the lecture hall was heard to mutter, "Yeah, Right!!" |    |
Joke by milo123, in Jokes with no home > English Language - Tagged double , negative , yeah , right , meaning , lecture - Current Score: 161 - Added: 2 months ago
| The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," The guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration." The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again." The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!" The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double." To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged scotch , lawyer , double - Current Score: 35 - Added: 11 months ago
| I went into a bar and ordered a double. The barman brought out someone who looked exactly like me. | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged bar , double - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month ago
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