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| A man walk up to a ticket counter in Kings Cross Station. MAN: (In a bunged-up voice) "Firt clah ticket to Nottin'am, plis." TICKET GUY: "Sorry, sir?" MAN: "Firt clah ticket to Nottin'am, plisss!" TICKET GUY: (produces a packet of sweets) "You should try these, sir. New cherry menthol Tunes!" MAN: "Why? Will they cure my Down Syndrome?" |    |
Joke by sickfuck, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged downs , train - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Ever noticed how people with Down's Syndrome have limited hairstyle options? | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged downs - Current Score: 109 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's the difference between having a badly poured pint and having a child with Downs Syndrome? If the head's too big on your beer you can blow it off | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Illness and mortality > Down Syndrome - Tagged downs , beer , pint , syndrome - Current Score: 24 - Added: 7 months ago
| I tried to get something special for my wife for her birthday this year. But the lady at the council said they dont sell mongs to the public. | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Illness and mortality > Down Syndrome - Tagged downs , mongs , mongies , mongoloids , spazzos , spastics , spackos - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month ago
| What do you call a suicide bomber with downs? Spastic Explosive | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Uk Terror Attack - Tagged disabled , downs , bomb , terrorist , explosive - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I used to have a job operating an elevator. It had its ups and downs... | |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged job , elevator , ups , downs - Current Score: 10 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| Whats funnier than a clown? A clown with Down's Syndrome | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged clown , downs - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Could my local force be having its first person with Down's Syndrome in uniform? Apparently, he would be a Special Constable | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , downs , special - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Why is there no podium at the Special Olympics? Because they are all winners! | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged downs , syndrome , disabled , gold , patronising , olympics , vegtables - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 year ago
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