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| A tourist is on holiday in the mystical far east. Walking round a market he sees an amazing creature - a fat little dragon. At the end of the day the dragon's owner shouts out "bottles and boxes" and the little dragon runs round, eating up all the bottles and boxes that litter the market! Next day the man is back, and he sees the dragon again- this time its handler shouts out "Cans and cardboard" and the dragon runs around eating all the cans and cardboard, cleaning up the market square. Anyway, this amazing thing goes on.. moving up a letter each day, and after a couple of weeks the tourist is ready to fly home. On that day, the dragon's owner says "Offal and orange peel" and the dragon eats up all the offal and orange peel left from the fruit and meat market. The tourist approaches the dragons owner, and asks to borrow the dragon. A deal is done, and the tourist flies back to England. As soon as he gets back he rushes to the centre of London, puts the dragon on floor and shouts out "Pakis and Polish!" |    |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , polish , poland , migrants , dragon , food , fantasy joke , original joke , fat dragon - Current Score: 50 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked. The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she shouted. "Could I have a pint of ale?" "No!" she shouted. "Could I at least sleep in your stable?" "No!" she shouted again. The vagabond said, "might I please...?" "What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish. "De'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?" | |
Joke by Archibald, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged george , dragon , inn - Current Score: 7 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
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