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| How long does it take a black woman to have a shit? About 9 months |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged racist , black , nigger , martin luther king , dream - Current Score: 178 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I had a wet dream about the wife last night. She got hit by a bus and I pissed myself. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wet , dream , bus , pissed - Current Score: 113 - Added: 11 months ago
| My dad always told me "follow your dreams." So I was a bit annoyed when he condemned me for raping my two young nieces. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged dad , follow , dream , annoyed , condemned , nieces - Current Score: 71 - Added: 3 months ago
| The mans prayer... Lord before I lay down to sleep today, I pray for a woman who's partially gay, One who's pretty, sexy and bright, One whose fanny is small and tight, Oh send me a woman who goes like a train, Who swallows your load and wants it again! And as she prays with this in mind, She'd ask me to take her from behind! And when I am done I climb off and thank her, Until you can find her, I'll just be a wanker! Amen | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , wank , sex , fanny , dream - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I went to bed last night with sex on my mind. I woke up this morning with the solution on my stomach. | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Sex and shit > Wet Dream - Tagged sex , dream - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 week ago
| A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette. Man: "Thank you so much!" Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink. Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!" Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?" Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged golf , sex , dream , redemption - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My wife left me because of my dreams. Apparently, having a wet dream while shouting and screaming your daughter's name isn't acceptable. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Wet Dream - Tagged wet dream , wife , dream , daughter , incest - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months ago
| Barack Obama has staked his claim to the Presidency by saying he can revive the American Dream. But won't the blacks kick up a bit when he starts sending them back to Africa? | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obabma , dream , africa - Current Score: 32 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Last night I had dream. I'm now worried about being shot. | |
Joke by cussler, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , dream , shooting - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month ago
| My sexual dream came true last night when I fucked a mother and daughter in my bed. It was incredible but, on the downside, my wife and daughter are not speaking to me now. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged sexual , dream , fucked , mother , daughter , bed , incredible - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
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